Michael Cera: Celeb Crush For February

Make it a lifetime. I was all wet when I saw him in Superbad. He was just super adorable there. My heart runs so fast when I see him smile. Maybe that’s where I got my palpitation. Haha. He plays Evan in Superbad and plays Paulie Bleeker in Juno. I wish I was the one on top of him on that chair. OMG! To cut it short I really heart him. I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!

• Birth Name: Michael Austin Cera
• Birth Place: Brampton, Ontario, Canada
• Date of Birth / Zodiac Sign: 06/07/1988, Gemini

Bare Protest Roskilde Style

Im all about freedom of speech and the right to assemble. But this guys made the Philippines’ oblation run pale in comparison. Its the annual Roskilde Nude Run from Norway. As always click on the picture to get FULL effect!

Guy in the fuzzy hair: CAN I BUY YOU A DRANK!

To see more hot runners go to Dagbladet     

In My Office Chair, I slept

I just woke up from a 3-hour back breaking sleep in my office chair. And I tell you it wasn’t grand. First of all I failed to reply our must-reply-emails. And secondly, somebody took a picture of me sleeping with my mouth open. So either of the two things puts me in deep shit. I hate it. Anyways, things aren’t looking up here in our office. I’ve stayed here and all I can squeeze from my memory is that things never looked up for me and that I stayed long enough to feel remorse. I know that If someone from the office, someone bigdicked, reads this, he’d be stupid enough to write me up for "wreckless devastation of anothers feelings."  How ridiculous right, but no?! Try to read on and feel the power of unwarranted vexation towards me in our office.

Something similar in my first year here at work. Some stupid faggot wrote me up because I replied-to-all saying that he shouldn’t have sent an email containing the list of those who will join in the company vacation, instead I replied that he shouldve just said "ALL EXCEPT ME". I was the one hurt motherfucker! He’s the same faggot who told me that I can’t take the morning shift in spite of my Doctor’s request. Being the kiss ass that he is he told the most high of all dickheads and together they wrote me up and gave me my first lesson in offfice correspondence — IN ALL NON-BUSINESS RELATED REPLIES ALWAYS END YOUR STATEMENT WITH A SMILEY OR HAHAHA. Unbelievable!

I can say that I’ve made myself very useful here in the office. Ive made our office won countless times in the Christmas and Halloween decorations, made the account’s volleybal varsity win it’s first championship trophy, I headed and hosted the first Valentines dating game here in the office. I can say that in the nearly three years that I’ve stayed. All the accomplishments that mattered to me weren’t the same way for our bigdicks!

Right now 3 peeps got their heads in the chopping board. 5 will leave for various reasons. Things are certainly bleak for us. I’ve asked myself a gazillion times if its worth staying. Yes! I have my reasons. That’s all I can say for now. As long as there are still people who are counting on me, I’ll stay.

So to my goddamn job, lets see another year of office stress.  And lastly, the same faggot is rumored to be drafting my latest write up. God knows I can kill. 

WTF!

Im feeling all too generous today. So I’ll dish in 5 top WTF! for today. NOTE: Click the photos for full effect.

Lindsay Lohan posing nude for Marilyn Monroe’s Photographer.

Since when did coke help you grow boobs. The multi-Grammy awardee - Amy Winehouse.

Bai Ling arrested for shop-lifting batteries. 

Tatoo to-do-list. Im formally naming it SHITFULL. Come on, like it’s gonna make writng on skin easier. Come on!

Ms. Brit doing what she does best. Showing shaved camel-toes.

I Love Second-Owned Stuff!

What the fuck is wrong with that. All the mobile phones that I owned were owned previously by somebody filthy rich or stolen by muggers like my cousin JP. Haha!  In the Philippines, we have a haven for forwarded goods — Greenhills Shopping Center. Gadgets ranging from IPODs, MP3 players, Digital Cameras, Mobile Phones, Chinese-made Mobile Phones, Laptops, USB flash drives, most of which second-owned. I dunno but I get exhileration from getting a fairly new yet cheap gadget. Let me give you guys a rundown of what I bought so far.

Sony Ericsson P990i

Market Price (when I got it): 14,000.00
My Price: 9,000.00
Savings: 5,000.00
Features:
Data GPRS Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps
HSCSD Yes
3G Yes, 384 kbps
WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11b
Bluetooth Yes, v2.0 with A2DP
USB Yes, v2.0
Features OS Symbian OS v9.1, UIQ 3.0
Browser WAP 2.0/xHTML, HTML (Opera 8.0), RSS reader
Camera 2 MP, 1600×1200 pixels, autofocus, video, flash, second video call camera
FM radio with RDS
Complains: Chipping of pain on the Cancel and Back button on the flip keyboard 

Sony Cybershot W100

Market Price (when I got it): 13,000.00
My Price: 8,000.00
Savings: 5,000.00
Features:
Sony 8.1 Megapixel effective CCD image sensor
Carl Zeiss 3x Zoom (38-114mm equivalent in 35mm photography)
MPEG Movie: 640×480 VX Fine w/audio at 30fps (Memory Stick Duo Pro required),
2.5" TFT color (115,000 pixels) LCD Screen with Auto Brightness
ISO Sensitivity: Auto, 80, 100, 200, 400, 800, 1250
Built-in flash with Auto, Fill, Red Eye Reduction and Slow Synch
USB 2.0 Auto-Connect to host computer

Complains: No anti-blur function! My hands shake alot when I take pics. Haha! 

IPOD CLASSIC 80G 

   
Market Price (when I got it): 12,000.00
My Price: 7,000.00
Savings: 5,000.00
Features:
With 80GB of storage, iPod classic gives your music and video room to move. It also has plenty of energy (up to 40 hours of audio playback), good looks (a sleek, all-metal design), and a great personality (a brand-new interface with Cover Flow).
Complains: None

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So in conclusion, I’d want to give you tips about buying secondhand items.

1. Review the features and downsides of the item your buying. Making some internet time for this is very valuable.

2. Once in the store, roam the whole place. It would be nice to bring a notepad and pen. Take note of the prices. NOTE: Haggle with atleast 1000.00 slashed off their initial price. Haggle until you reach a good price.

3. Utilize the store keeper, make friends. Once you build rapport with them, you can start asking them when was the item handed over, its problable damages, etc.

4. Once you feel youve got the right item at the right price. INSPECT TEST & ABUSE! Look for hanging parts, test all keys, test all functionalities, test connectivity features, stress test the battery life. REMEMBER: the previous owner of that item sold those items because it MAY have damages. So try your very best to check all features before closing the deal.

5. You picked your favorite. Ask for the additional accessories. Do not get the item if they wont provife the ORIGINAL charger, usb cable and battery!

6. Try to haggle one last time. Ask them if the price can be further discounted.

7. Ask for warranty. Eventhough the item is second owned, that doesnt mean you cant demand for warranty. If its not written in their receipt that theres a money back guarantee. Make it known to them that you have that option for all items you get. Try to create a picture of the people that sold you the gadget. You’ll need that to help you in hunting them once the item breaks down. HAHA. Better yet test the digicams on their faces.

Well kids I hope I helped you alot with this article. I dont feel that Im breaking any written law by purchasing second owned goods. As long as it’s still working fine, the price is right and it makes me happy, IMMA BUY IT sweetheart!