Si Van. Si Van. Asan Na Si VAN!!!

For a weeks now I’ve been receiving comments for my Crush Of The Month Post where I featured ex-PDA scholar Van Louelle Pojas (who now goes by the screen name, Van Roxas). Most of the comments show interest on his whereabouts. He didn’t top the reality-based talent show, he made it to the finals but placed 5th only. Nothing to be ashamed of but he seems not be getting as much exposure as Bugoy or Laarni. We hope to hear from him soon. If you guys have any gig or TV appearance schedule of Van, please shoot me a message so I can post it here. From his Friendster Fan Club account I got these photos, ENJOY y’all. 

7 Things I Hate About BDO

1. I lost my BDO Debit Card for the umpteenth time.
2. The stupid people from BDO Credit Card sent me a pre approved card. Catch is, they mispelled my billing adress and I learned of this a day after the cut off.
3. I  went to BDO SMPC to have my Debit Card replaced. I didn’t bring any valid ID, so there’s no way around it.
4. I withdrew 600 pesos to pay for the minimum of my balance (300++ pesos for my BDO-inflicted late payment).
5. I went to buy some junk to eat for the 3 remaining days leading to my paycheck. Brown-bag lunches for me as my funds are running slim. I used my snazzy BDO Credit Card to pay for it but guess what my transaction was declined. HORRIBLE and HUMILIATING.
6. I called BDO, they said that since a new billing cycle has started without me paying for the previous balance, they froze my card. I asked when will they re-activate the card. After 24 hours. FUCK THAT CRAP!
7. I ate 5 donuts from DD. Smoked 3 cigs and sent my sorry ass home. Now tell me BDO where will I get the money to feed me for 3 days?

LESSON: Don’t do business with Banco De Oro.

PS. I’m going to BDO tomorrow after my shift to get the card replacement and treat myself bigtime. Not ofcourse without me giving the people in that bank my asian middle finger for working my ass today. 

Goddess Of Beauty : KALORKEY!!!

Miss World and Earth coronation nights are fast approaching. Like what I’ve stressed time and again, he selection of the fairest lady in the land and the arduous process that goes along with it has been deeply grained into the psyche of Filipinos. We can be proud of the Miss Earth pageant, a Filipino invention which has now overtaken Miss International from the top 3 spot of the Beauty Pageant Heirarchy.

But did you know that… Shit magtatagalog ako!

Anak ng nalaos na Japayuki! Nakakaloka talaga ‘tong isang bagong tatag na Beauty Pageant - GODDESS OF BEAUTY. Calling the attention of Anne Curtis! Naghahanap daw sila ng DIOSA!!! OK na sana eh. May date and location na ng Coronation Night (in fairness next year pa ang pageant.)  Ang sabi ng official website ng Goddess Of Beauty:

2nd of October 2009 to be held in the world’s most prestigious and luxury destination, Mauritius.

Sa bansa pala ni Viveyka Babaji ito! Baka sabihin niyo OA lang ako.  Basahin natin ang General Rules and Regulations:

1. Candidate’s body and specially face should look EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE & PERFECT! We don’t want SUPER BEAUTIES, we want GODDESSES!!! (BAKLANG BAKLA ANG NAGSULAT NITO. And again, ANNE Curtis, they’re soo looking for you.)
2. No bikini is required. (Hubadera ang mga hitad! MOKOT! Anyways baka may sponsors naman sila ng bikini. Baka sila na magpoprovide.)
3. Candidate should be between 16-24 years old and should LOOK between these ranges.(rare exception can be made for candidates above 24 and below 16 if candidate is really striking) (Ano ba talaga Becky!? So kung ako 24 na pero mukha na kong 40 deadma na ko? Pero kung yung friend kong 40 years old na kamukha ni Kim Chiu, KERRIBELS???)
4. Woman who are married and have children are allowed to participate. (Bearing a child is a symbol of feminity we don’t find any problem in this, she should just not fall pregnant during her reign as this would be an inconvenience during her travel and tasks.) (BRAVO!!! Oh tama na andami pang sinasabi eh! Winner na nga yung Regulation # 4 eh.)
5. Candidate should be minimum 160cm and maximum 180cm (Rare exceptions can be made if candidate is really very beautiful) (Dito na talaga ako nagyosi ng Champion. So, ang ibig sabihin kapag si Mahal  at Mura nagkataong kasing ganda ni Dawn Zulueta gegetlakin niyo sila? Tanong lang naman yan.)
6. Candidates are strictly forbidden to smoke and drink during the pageant. (Oo naman chaka kaya nun sa stage kung nakafull-gown ka tapos hithit ever ka tapos laklak pa ng Absolut. WIT!!)

Contrary to other major pageants which has recently put in force a rule that pertains it’s only the winner who can participate in their International Pageant, here it’s reverse. We don’t necessarily want the ‘technical winner’ of a national pageant but we want the one who is REALLY the most beautiful, FACIALLY. Concerning body, height is not that important for us except she must NOT look fat.

(Lagot kayo kay Tyra!!! Teka tatawagan ko ha… Hey TyTy, yee Kamlon here. Somebody’s coming up with this shitty pageant and all they want from a candidate is everything else but a pair of jiggly badonkadonks. In short, they don’t dig real-sized women. So if I were lash them out in your show tomorrow girl . They can’t just talk down on your cause. And did I tell you that they’re gonna give a golden apple in place of a crown to the winner. Who do they think we are po people, They can’t just shove food at us like that. Cmon fight TyTy!) 

Read the rest of the crazy stuff them people from Goddess of Beauty call as “regulations” here! See you in Mauritius next year October. This promises to be a RIOT!

Jennifer Hudson’s Mother & Brother Murdered

Jennifer Hudson’s publicist has confirmed that her mother (Darnell Donerson) and (Jason Hudson) brother has been brutally murdered in their home in Chicago. Police have suspects in custody as they continuously search for Hudson’s 7 year-old nephew. No trace of the kid as of yet. Police also noted that the house do not show any signs of forced entry. 

My prayers go out to Jennifer in these trying times.

Jennifer with her mother, Darnell Donnerson, when she won an Oscar for Dreamgirls. 

Moony — I Don’t Know Why

Here’s another lava-hot hit from THE Moony. Like what Mikey said she may come up with a track once every year but you’re sure that it’s anthemic. Enjoy guys. Miss you all!

Moony — I Don’t Know Why